“Flirt” Is Your New Awkward Gal Anthem

We can’t all possess the same hip-gyrating prowess that Rihanna uses to captivate Drake in those “Work” videos. For some of us ladies, demonstrating interest in a lad leads to slip-ups, stuttering and a bad case of bubble guts. (WE JUST GET NERVOUS, OK?) That’s why we’ve re-worked Rihanna’s “Work” (get it?) to capture that butterfly feeling, and give you a little something to hum about next time you’re trying want to channel your inner pop diva. Get ’em, girl.

Flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
I’m trying to flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
I’m failing to make words, words, words, words, words, words
I’m trying to flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
When I’m gonna learn, lean, learn, learn, learn, learn
I touch you is that flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirting?

Trying to approach him
The corner, I stay lurking
He’s so attractive in the light, yeah
My name I cannon say it right, yeah
Nobody taught me how to do this
I’ve read some books on how it should be
I look at you and you wink, I try to wink back
I spill my drink on my dress, I made a mess now
I see all your boys laugh–you’re so sweet, you’re tryna stop them
All that I wanted from you was to give me something that I never had
Something that you never seen
Something that I never been
Mmmmmm
But I stand up and trip on my own feet

Just cuz I’m tryna flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt
I’m failing to make words, words, words, words, words, words
I’m trying to flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
When I’m gonna learn, lean, learn, learn, learn, learn
I touch you is that flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirting?

Beg you something please
Don’t post on IG
Don’t make a viral tweet story ohhh
If I get another chance to
I would touch your arm and lean in like I’m supposed to
I got nervous and I think I touched your butt too
I just hope that you’ll see this through
I’m awkward AF it’s true
What can I say?
Please recognize I’m trying and failing just to

Flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
I’m trying to flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
I’m failing to make words, words, words, words, words, words
I’m trying to flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
When I’m gonna learn, lean, learn, learn, learn, learn,
I touch you is that flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirting?

OK, You’re not that good at being a flirt, so just stop it
Your name is what?–OK, I got it
So many questions, let’s stay on topic
From long distance, I seen you
I was at the water fountain, you in the break room
Thinking you looked nice and we should probably date soon
And if your schedules full than you should probably make room for me, me, me, me, me
I would have spoken first but you never inspired me
I got bosses tryna fire me
I spilled my cup for water, I’m sorry
Bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling?
I meant to ask if you’re free can we go bowling?
We just need a face to face
Play your favorite Drake song, waist to waist
I’d be lying if I said you don’t make me nervous
Thinking one of our coworkers just heard us
Let’s go back to work, work, work work, work

I’m trying to flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
I’m failing to make words, words, words, words, words, words
I’m trying to flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt
When I’m gonna learn, lean, learn, learn, learn, learn
I touch you is that flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirt, flirting?

Mmmmm, mmmmm
Mmmmm, mmmmm
Flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt flirt
Mmmmm, mmmmm

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